HOW TO BE LESS HELPFUL

I’m a resource for my friends, but not always a good one.
Here’s how you can be better than me.

I received a text: “Can you chat later? I’m having a bad day.”

I replied: “Sure can. Have you tried pooping?”

She replied: “I’m not really in the joking mood right now.”

I replied: “Then you really should try pooping.”

Kidding.

I didn’t send the last text.

Instead, I wrote: “Can you be?”

I’ll leave it there,
O

P.S. If you read this email, you’ve officially spent seventeen seconds improving your day.

Read it four times and that’s a solid minute of self-care.